POEM: CAUTION! Uncensored! "Moaning Mistress"

"Moaning Mistress"

He said: Shall I touch?

She said: Where?

He said: Your chest.

She said: How long?

He said: Very long!

She said: Umm.

He said: Don't be coy.

She said: Coy? You're such a boy. Hmm-take it slow.

He said: Like my flow?

She said: Cocky-got some balls.

He said: Yes! Real balls!

 

She said: Lol. Ummm-go down!

He: Sigh.

She said: Why?

He said: This is dull-want to go down.

She said: How much?

He said: Deep down!

She said: You're such a cat.

He said: Yes. A pussy-and a cat.

She said: Wait! Footsteps.

He said: Nay-that's my dog. He's called doggie.

She said: I like that style.

He said: Am your daddy.

She said: Hmm baby. Step by step.

He said: May I kiss?

She said: How long?

He said: Very long!

She said: Why not!

Poet: Nathaniel Crabbe